Justin was misinformed when he brought sexy back. It was never missing. He was just looking in the wrong spot. Men want to be me. Women want to be with me. For the men I will impart what wisdom I can, but the kavorka can never be taught, it is a gift from God bestowed upon the lucky few.
For the ladies you must understand that my sexiness comes with a price, and you will always be second to my first love. The feel of the fabric between my fingers, the hum of the machine as I gentle caress the pedal, the sensual feast for the eyes from the exotic explosion of colors. No, I will never be able to completely love a woman after discovering the romance of the quilt. Yes, I will allow you to touch my chest and smell my beautiful hair, but heart will always belong to another.
-SMQ
Why do I only hear Puss n Boots' voice? Me Ow.
ReplyDeletePuss n Boots sounds about right. As long as you are not hearing some fat guy in a trailer park with a "wicked good" New England accent I would say Rafael is a success.
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